With all the due pride you give a situation like this, I took back the “Most Fucked Up Family” trophy from my dear, sweet LoveMonkey. And it’s going to be next to impossible for him to ever (EVER!) get it back this time.
Tonight, the M-FUF award gets super-glued to my nightstand because of this entry in the Watauga Democrat, courtesy of my second cousins (on my mom’s side) -
http://www.wataugademocrat.com/2008/1027/1031siblingsarrested.php
The obvious omission from this article is what sort of club involves hazing by high school drop outs at the Fairfield Inn.
The not-so-obvious and incredibly sad omission from this article is that both teens (who each have children of their own) have already been convicted of other less heinous, but serious crimes.
So as I accept this award tonight, I’d like to thank all the fucked up people who made this possible. I couldn’t have done it without you.





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November 9, 2008 at 8:30 pm
dawn
Impressive, indeed.
November 19, 2008 at 6:38 am
Elizabeth
I’m confused the Kennedy’s are your second cousins?
May 14, 2009 at 9:07 pm
LOTGK
Just don’t accept a ride from cousin Teddy.
November 25, 2008 at 2:59 pm
serenawelsh
Not *those* Kennedys. Geez, girl, how dysfunctional do you think we are?!??
December 19, 2008 at 3:07 am
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