With all the due pride you give a situation like this, I took back the “Most Fucked Up Family” trophy from my dear, sweet LoveMonkey.  And it’s going to be next to impossible for him to ever (EVER!) get it back this time.

Tonight, the M-FUF award gets super-glued to my nightstand because of this entry in the Watauga Democrat, courtesy of my second cousins (on my mom’s side) -

http://www.wataugademocrat.com/2008/1027/1031siblingsarrested.php

The obvious omission from this article is what sort of club involves hazing by high school drop outs at the Fairfield Inn.

The not-so-obvious and incredibly sad omission from this article is that both teens (who each have children of their own) have already been convicted of other less heinous, but serious crimes.

So as I accept this award tonight, I’d like to thank all the fucked up people who made this possible.  I couldn’t have done it without you.